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Bettina Mae Ordiales De Mesa. 17. West Covina High School. I say funny things sometimes.
Razbliuto Revived
  • Gatsby: hey i just met you
  • Gatsby: and this is crazy
  • Gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • Gatsby: so call me maybe
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  • Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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  • Mom: Complains about doing all the chores in the house.
  • Mom: Still does them anyways.
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